{"id":1138,"date":"2013-04-28T21:48:41","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T01:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=1138"},"modified":"2013-04-28T21:48:41","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T01:48:41","slug":"shaved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=1138","title":{"rendered":"Shaved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over 9 months ago, I had a heart attack, and I have not shaved since. I&#8217;ve used a trimmer. I&#8217;ve kept it neat. But today, with much needless ceremony, I took a new razor and new shaving cream, and scraped my face clean.<\/p>\n<p>(Also, I&#8217;ve recovered nicely and have lost a great deal of weight and am doing remarkably well. Yay me!)<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Me.\" title=\"Me.\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7048\/8691473820_874210d441.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Over 9 months ago, I had a heart attack, and I have not shaved since. I&#8217;ve used a trimmer. I&#8217;ve kept it neat. But today, <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=1138\" title=\"Shaved\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,17,1,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}