{"id":371,"date":"2009-09-15T22:17:40","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T02:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2009-09-15T22:17:40","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T02:17:40","slug":"basement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Basement"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Gotcha!\"<\/p>\n

There’s no telling what you’ll find in the basement.<\/p>\n

In real life, I reside in Florida, a land seriously lacking in basements.\u00c2\u00a0 Most of the state is built on swamp, no matter what they tell you about sandbars and Space Mountains.<\/p>\n

The part of Florida in which I live is not on a swamp, though there are wetlands nearby.<\/p>\n

Still, there are few basements here.\u00c2\u00a0 I had to go all the way to Seattle to open the door onto this basement.\u00c2\u00a0 There’s no telling what I’ll find there…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s no telling what you’ll find in the basement. In real life, I reside in Florida, a land seriously lacking in basements.\u00c2\u00a0 Most of the […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}