{"id":380,"date":"2009-09-22T18:38:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T22:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=380"},"modified":"2009-09-22T18:38:25","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T22:38:25","slug":"closed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"Closed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"I am the Storm Master!  I send the storms that close the stores!  {maniacal laughter}\" title=\"I am the Storm Master!  I send the storms that close the stores!  {maniacal laughter}\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2676\/3945333089_a810940700.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s one door that won&#8217;t be opening again anytime soon.  I wash my hands of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>That&#8217;s one door that won&#8217;t be opening again anytime soon. I wash my hands of it.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}