{"id":385,"date":"2009-09-26T13:34:13","date_gmt":"2009-09-26T17:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=385"},"modified":"2009-09-26T13:34:13","modified_gmt":"2009-09-26T17:34:13","slug":"on-guard-sitting-down-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"On Guard (Sitting Down on the Job)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Oh no, another explosion of green ugh!\" title=\"Oh no, another explosion of green ugh!\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3664\/3956386508_0de52a3b21.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Self Portrait Day 280\/365.<\/p>\n<p>Do I guard the tree (and its portal to another world) from the residents of ours, or am I the last defense against whatever may arise from those depths?<\/p>\n<p>You tell me.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, it appears I&#8217;m not doing so good a job; I wonder what has distracted me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Self Portrait Day 280\/365. Do I guard the tree (and its portal to another world) from the residents of ours, or am I the last <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=385\" title=\"On Guard (Sitting Down on the Job)\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}