{"id":440,"date":"2009-11-08T21:38:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T01:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2009-11-08T21:39:03","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T01:39:03","slug":"care-for-a-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Care for a swim?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Gators and snakes and malaria-carrying mosquitos and evil fairies and who knows what else awaits you...\" title=\"Gators and snakes and malaria-carrying mosquitos and evil fairies and who knows what else awaits you...\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2573\/4088163074_258f1c144b.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, it&#8217;s good to take a calm, serenity-filled moment to reflect&#8211;and figure out just how the hell you&#8217;re gonna get out to the platform without getting your shoes all muddied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Sometimes, it&#8217;s good to take a calm, serenity-filled moment to reflect&#8211;and figure out just how the hell you&#8217;re gonna get out to the platform without <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=440\" title=\"Care for a swim?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}