{"id":555,"date":"2010-03-02T08:25:32","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T12:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2010-03-02T08:25:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T12:25:32","slug":"drive-thru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Drive Thru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Maybe you place your order, maybe they drag you out of the car, chop you up into little bits, and serve you to the paying customers. Cheapskate.\" title=\"Maybe you place your order, maybe they drag you out of the car, chop you up into little bits, and serve you to the paying customers. Cheapskate.\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4049\/4400498067_cfbeb24b41.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Caution: Not your typical drive thru. Go on, order a number 7 (pickled fingers) and supersize it, or better yet a number 2 (with the &#8216;special&#8217; cheese sauce, aged past perfection and guaranteed to clear your digestive tract).\u00c2\u00a0 Get a side order of fried worms and you&#8217;re set to go!\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, and don&#8217;t forget a nice refreshing glass of sugar-free lemon juice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Caution: Not your typical drive thru. Go on, order a number 7 (pickled fingers) and supersize it, or better yet a number 2 (with the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=555\" title=\"Drive Thru\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}