{"id":759,"date":"2010-08-18T07:27:04","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T11:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=759"},"modified":"2010-08-18T07:27:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T11:27:04","slug":"ride-the-cyclone-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=759","title":{"rendered":"Ride the Cyclone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Step right up, only eight bucks a head, no one's ever died on the Cyclone... {wicked grin}\" title=\"Step right up, only eight bucks a head, no one's ever died on the Cyclone... {wicked grin}\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4080\/4904319812_a35a12b3d8.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is where you&#8217;ll need to catch your breath.<\/p>\n<p>On the outside.<\/p>\n<p>Looking in.<\/p>\n<p>Once you cross the threshold, once you&#8217;re part of the action, it&#8217;s too late.<\/p>\n<p>It moves.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll rock you around like a bag of shake n bake.<\/p>\n<p>Step up to the girl, hand over your eight bucks, and join the line.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll be the ride of your life.<\/p>\n<p>I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>This is where you&#8217;ll need to catch your breath. On the outside. Looking in. Once you cross the threshold, once you&#8217;re part of the action, <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=759\" title=\"Ride the Cyclone\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}