{"id":776,"date":"2010-09-04T11:38:08","date_gmt":"2010-09-04T15:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2010-09-04T11:38:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-04T15:38:08","slug":"take-a-stool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"Take a Stool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Seriously, it's not boobie trapped. It's not gonna launch you into the stratosphere, or drug you, and there's no net hanging over your head. Why are you so damn paranoid?\" title=\"Seriously, it's not boobie trapped. It's not gonna launch you into the stratosphere, or drug you, and there's no net hanging over your head. Why are you so damn paranoid?\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4096\/4956751303_0b2a6fa4a5.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Advantages to city life: Every now and then, you absolutely need a moment&#8217;s rest. There&#8217;s no getting around it. And on rare occasion, the city will offer you a stool. Go on, take a moment, rest your weary feet. There is time for a breath or two before you hit the streets again.<\/p>\n<p>(Note: I do not live in a city, and am over 1,000 miles from this particular stool.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Advantages to city life: Every now and then, you absolutely need a moment&#8217;s rest. There&#8217;s no getting around it. And on rare occasion, the city <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=776\" title=\"Take a Stool\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}