{"id":868,"date":"2010-12-07T07:55:41","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T11:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=868"},"modified":"2010-12-07T07:55:41","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T11:55:41","slug":"marble-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"Marble Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"Only marble alligators emerge from its pipes.\" title=\"Only marble alligators emerge from its pipes.\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5126\/5240415285_83e6e55aa5.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you gotta go, might as well do so in style.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s solid marble.<\/p>\n<p>No, nothing here is manufactured in Photoshop.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s real.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t suppose you could replace a cracked lid at Home Depot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>If you gotta go, might as well do so in style. Yes, it&#8217;s solid marble. No, nothing here is manufactured in Photoshop.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s real. I <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=868\" title=\"Marble Toilet\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}