{"id":886,"date":"2010-12-29T07:15:24","date_gmt":"2010-12-29T11:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=886"},"modified":"2010-12-29T07:15:24","modified_gmt":"2010-12-29T11:15:24","slug":"the-crackerbarrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=886","title":{"rendered":"The Crackerbarrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img alt=\"I'm thinking this was the original.\" title=\"I'm thinking this was the original.\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5049\/5302535447_98a3b9e656.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In the far, deep, out-of-the way woods of northern Florida, there lies a storefront where, once upon a time, you could buy yourself an ice-cold refreshing Coca-Cola.<\/p>\n<p>Today, apparently, you can do nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>In the far, deep, out-of-the way woods of northern Florida, there lies a storefront where, once upon a time, you could buy yourself an ice-cold <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/?p=886\" title=\"The Crackerbarrel\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkfluidity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}