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Time is Money

By JohnU | March 9, 2010

Actually, Time and Money are both Pink Floyd songs.

Time seems to run low.

Funds lower.

Yep, despite that time is money, I seem to have neither on hand.

Every dollar I earn is spoken for.  Every minute of the day, occupied.

Upon a time, I had cash in hand, a little bit of leisure time.  Now, I have so many writing and photography projects in my head, it seems impossible to squeeze them all into a single day.

And now that I’ve played with my friend’s Nikon, I want my own.  I’ve re-doubled my savings this week, and now have $1.36 of the roughly $1,200 I need to start.  And I mean start: I just looked through their catalog of lens, found one I liked, and then learned the price: an 80-400 lens (long telephoto) for only about $6,000.  Fortunately, that’s not one of the first lenses I’ll need.

My 40th birthday is this year.  What are the chances of everyone I know sending me at least $4 for my birthday?  That won’t get me the $6,000 lens, but it ought to get me the camera and the first lens I want (a mere $700 for that).

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At the End of Life

By JohnU | March 8, 2010

Tell the truth. You wish I gave these to you.

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Camera

By JohnU | March 7, 2010

And it's not even the first camera I ever used!

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Gone Fishing

By JohnU | March 6, 2010

This Florida lake also happens to be the place from which, despite popular beliefs in some New England towns, Cthulhu will actually rise.

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When You Gotta Go…

By JohnU | March 5, 2010

Use the green one. So says the guy with the hardhat.

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First Readers

By JohnU | March 4, 2010

Every word I write gets ingested, reviewed, criticized, and regurgitated by this guy before I can pass them on to you.

Oddly enough, his name is not Bob.

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Working Men

By JohnU | March 3, 2010

Working Man 1:

Working in the bright sunny Florida sunshine.

Working Man 2:

What, you think this is easy?

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Drive Thru

By JohnU | March 2, 2010

Maybe you place your order, maybe they drag you out of the car, chop you up into little bits, and serve you to the paying customers. Cheapskate.

Caution: Not your typical drive thru. Go on, order a number 7 (pickled fingers) and supersize it, or better yet a number 2 (with the ’special’ cheese sauce, aged past perfection and guaranteed to clear your digestive tract).  Get a side order of fried worms and you’re set to go!  Oh, and don’t forget a nice refreshing glass of sugar-free lemon juice!

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Ritual Sacrifice

By JohnU | March 1, 2010

Near a damaged nuclear power plant? Then these dead flowers are about to rise again...

Every year, the trees drop their sacrifice.  No respect.

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall

By JohnU | February 28, 2010

Your eye turned into a Nikon! And it's not even your Nikon!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

And who, by the way, is the least fair?  I need that person judging in my favor.

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